I’ve decided to establish a new religion. There will be some lip service to peace, love and harmony, but at the core of the religion will be the idea that there is no such thing as a heterosexual orientation despite what those who have chosen the straight lifestyle say. We will proclaim that those in the straight lifestyle are out to recruit children and impose their perversion on all of society. We will insist that schools teach our beliefs as if they’re proven facts. We will ignore the needs of so-called straight children to be affirmed and included and insist that they have either been molested by a straight person or they have not been nurtured enough by a loving gay parent, and that the best remedy for these things is exclusion and ridicule. If anyone dares disagree with us, we will say they are attacking our religious freedom.