Pooh Saves the Day

My childhood friend Christopher was upset because I no longer spent much time with him, so he got drunk and passed out in a jungle cave.  Luckily, Pooh heard about this, so he donned his adventure togs and had Aviator Bear fly him to the remote location of Christopher’s debauchery.  Aviator Bear managed to avoid smashing into a tiger as he coasted his plane to a stop on the dirt landing strip near the cave.  With the calls of exotic birds ringing in their ears, Pooh and Aviator Bear spent most of the day avoiding poisonous snakes and dart-blowing natives as they climbed a hillside covered in trees and vegetation so they could rescue Christopher.  Here you see Pooh with his torch leading Aviator Bear into the cave.  Christopher was found a few feet from the entrance.  When Pooh and Aviator Bear grew near, they heard Christopher say in a slurry little bunny voice, “Damn you, Gary.  You don’t care about me anymore.”