While listening to the oral arguments at the Supreme Court this week, I noticed that all the liberal justices are rather mild and soft spoken, but Antonin Scalia could be overtly rude, and apparently he fancies himself as something of a comedian. So I was thinking it would be great if there was someone like the late Christopher Hitchens on the court who would be bold enough to talk back to Scalia and make it less fun for him to be an asshole.